For the Love of Camelot

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

2 days ago with 155,735 notes

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

2 days ago with 58,807 notes

guixonlove:


"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

guixonlove:

"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

guixonlove:


"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

guixonlove:

"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

3 days ago with 63,384 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

3 days ago with 170,717 notes

jaclcfrost:

help me

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

3 days ago with 71,480 notes

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

3 days ago with 71,480 notes

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

3 days ago with 350,888 notes

press-x-to-sad:

ONE OF THE MOST PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JOKES IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FIGHT ME

press-x-to-sad:

ONE OF THE MOST PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JOKES IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FIGHT ME

zoewashburne:

claricemstarlings:

i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because

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winston is not an isolated incident

3 days ago with 28,064 notes

zoewashburne:

claricemstarlings:

i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because

image

winston is not an isolated incident

3 days ago with 28,064 notes